"There’s energy drinks, energy snacks and energy powders. So why not energy salad dressing?! ‘Energy Ranch’ has a certain je ne sais quoi about it, ‘eh?!"
- Phi-Long “FEYD X, Esq.” Nguyen, April 11, 2012
"Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy."
- Benjamin Franklin, 1706