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"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, that God is crying.And If he asks why God is crying, I think another cute thing to tell him is, that God is crying because of something he did."

- Jack Handey, “Deep Thoughts”
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"There’s energy drinks, energy snacks and energy powders. So why not energy salad dressing?! ‘Energy Ranch’ has a certain je ne sais quoi about it, ‘eh?!"

- Phi-Long “FEYD X, Esq.” Nguyen, April 11, 2012
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"Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy."

- Benjamin Franklin, 1706
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I liked Superman better when he wasn’t so racist.

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Thomas the Tank Engine’s ratings must be at an all time low for them to start drawing from this well. What next…Trains with boobs?

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Nothin’ like bootleg toys, LOL

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Bee-Boo-Beep Indeed.

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Hot damn, May 2012 couldn’t arrive soon enough for meh!

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TF3: Dark of the Moon aka The Lion King 3 [pic nabbed from 4chan]